SHOPKEEPER PERMIT
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Shop name:Jasper's Jollies
Shop Type: A Prank/Joke Shop Full of fun magical toys.
Location: London (Diagon Alley Adjacent)
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LinkShort Description (50 words max):Jasper’s Jollies is a whimsical and enchanting wizarding jokeshop tucked away in a cobblestoned alley near Diagon Alley in London. The shop is a kaleidoscope of color and chaos, with flashing signs and magical fireworks sparking just above the entrance, inviting wizards and witches of all ages to step inside.
Long Description (200 words min):Jasper’s Jollies is a whimsical and enchanting wizarding jokeshop tucked away in a cobblestoned alley near Diagon Alley in London. The shop is a kaleidoscope of color and chaos, with flashing signs and magical fireworks sparking just above the entrance, inviting wizards and witches of all ages to step inside.
The exterior features a crooked, bright red-painted façade with enchanted gargoyles that tell bad jokes to passersby, their deep voices echoing with cackles. Inside, the atmosphere is a delightful mix of mischief and marvel. The air hums with the faint scent of enchanted bubblegum and a hint of burnt feathers, no doubt from a recent prank gone awry.
Shelves teeter with an array of magical gag items, including "Bellowing Bubbles", which release a loud roar when popped; "Chameleon Chalk", capable of camouflaging anything it marks; and the ever-popular "Puff Pastries", which turn your hair into a puffball for an hour. A collection of trick wands is displayed near the counter, where Jasper himself—a tall, thin wizard with a mop of untamed black hair—often demonstrates their effects, like summoning a harmless spray of glitter or turning into a rubber chicken when waved too forcefully.
At the heart of the shop is the Prank Parlor, a small corner where aspiring mischief-makers can test out Jasper’s newest creations. Beware, though: Jasper’s enchanted mirrors have a habit of making cheeky comments about your outfit or hairstyle as you pass by.
For those seeking to outwit friends or foes with a sprinkle of magic, Jasper’s Jollies offers bespoke pranking kits tailored to your devious desires. The shop’s motto, scrawled in glowing letters above the counter, reads:
"Life’s too short to be serious—have a laugh or ten!"
Whether you're a seasoned trickster or a curious newcomer, Jasper’s Jollies guarantees a magical, laughter-filled experience.
What purpose will this shop serve other than selling things and being the home of your character? Why would people want to RP there just for fun? Getting supplies for planned pranks in the castle or for summer camp hijinks. Also, I have an idea of it being a sponsor of a semi-annually sanctioned House Prank War at Hogwarts.
