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Henri Scott

    (01/02/2024 at 23:38)
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delivered in a strange mysterious envelope.

Dearest Elliot,

It is me, your lover Francesca Whitmore. I am pleased to inform you that after our beautiful magical night together, we are now expecting a bouncing bundle of joy! That magic really did seem to work!

I have decided to keep it and will be naming it Jerome Desmond Francis.

I will be sending my mailing information for child support.

Please write back soon.

I Love you Pookie.


« Last Edit: 01/05/2024 at 23:51 by Henri Scott »

Henri Scott

    (01/02/2024 at 23:43)
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Hey Mate,

I can't believe you have a secret son out there.

Nah I'm just kidding. Some of the guys joked we should send you a prank letter when I mentioned I was going to write to you.

Well by now you probably have noticed my lack of appearance at Kings Cross. Mum and Dad hooked me up with a scholarship to some fancy quidditch training program that unfortunately takes me out of our fifth year. Please don't be too upset, I mailed some tissues to wipe your tears away.

In real honesty I'm excited to be here but I won't beat around the bush and not admit I wont be missing you, mate. I know you've got that bloke Danny to replace me in the gryffindor dorm and Didi will keep you on your toes.

Just don't have too much fun without me. 

I'll keep you posted, the letter has to be short cause me and some of the guys are going down to eat dinner soon.

Love you!

Henri.

Elliot Ridgefield

    (01/05/2024 at 03:38)
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You’re a bloody prick, you know that? Do you even know how long I searched for you on the platform? Mads and Tim had to force me on the train and, laps back and forth, I couldn’t find you. Shit mate, I thought you had missed the train. I was about to write to you but with owls stashed in the back of the train and then the opening feast, I couldn’t.

So, Quidditch training program, huh? You know if you were that pissed off at me getting captain last term, you should have talked to Ben Sr instead of making a hissy fit and asking your parents to have you change schools. There are simpler solutions, mate, you didn’t need to go that far.

Jokes aside, I’m happy for you even if you gave me the biggest freight earlier. Maybe an earlier heads up next time?

Fifth year won’t be the same without you. Who am I supposed to procrastinate studying OWLs with now? No more training and Quidditch partner? You’ve really turned my life upside down, mate. I don’t think I’ll be able to cope with your absence. I guess I’ll just have to go sleep in your bed.

I’ll miss you loads, don’t you dare get yourself a new best friend.

-   Elliot
PS: Jerome is a shit name, you could have at least chosen something cool like Bruce Wayne

Henri Scott

    (01/11/2024 at 02:54)
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Booger Breath,

You do realize if I went with Bruce Wayne, you would have sniffed me out right away?

C'mon mate, you gotta be more observant than that.

I also hope you know, next year they better put us as captains together or else your sorry arse is gonna get whipped. No joke, I've got old classics training us with skills and moves that Hogwarts isn't ready for. Not to mention they've been pushing us in physical training to keep up with our skills.

Valentine I'm sure somewhere is jealous of me.

I got a letter from MJ a while back. House wars? Really? If they're gonna be sour that Gryffindor is just the best, then they really should just get rid of the other houses all together.

I really miss you mate, no one understands my never ending eating habits around here.

Write back you lazy bastard.

-Your best friend