Spellbound: Issue 2 [1973-74]

[Cassian McCormick]

Toad-ally: How to Befriend Toads?
Written by: Eryon Thornley | Edited by: Cassian McCormick

Do amphibians creep you out? Does the guttural croak make you jump out of your skin? Many people tend to run away at the sight of a slimy salamander or a terrifying toad. The bumpy skin, the sudden hops, and the unblinking stare can be a lot to handle. But fear not! With a little understanding and four simple steps, you can go from panicked toad-avoider to being a toad parent. All you have to do is follow this guide._[1]


What Makes 'You' Afraid?

Most people are scared of amphibians because they move around in weird ways, have weird skin, and are generally not very likable. Toads’ skin can feel strange, and their silent, wide-eyed stares don’t exactly make you want to hug them. But, even though they’re scary, toads are actually harmless and apparently play an important role in nature, or so I have been told.


Step One: Get to Know the Toad

Before you run away screaming, take a moment to appreciate what toads actually do. These seemingly evil toads are really very helpful in getting rid of other creepy critters that may haunt you. Spiders, flies and mosquitoes come to mind. They are also like nature’s little creepy ninjas, sneaking around in camouflage, and they are very hard to spot. Learning about these things will help you to not run into one accidentally.


Step Two: Looking Won’t Hurt

If the mere thought of touching a toad makes your skin crawl, take it easy. Start by observing them from a safe distance. The more you learn to be around them, the less they’ll seem like tiny, wart-covered villains. Looking from a distance can surely help you make a quick escape in case you decide toads simply aren’t for you.


Step Three: Hoppy Encounters

If you’re feeling adventurous, try getting a bit closer. Spot a toad in a garden or pond and observe its movements. If you’re feeling extra daring, gently pick one up (make sure your hands are clean, of course!). You’ll be surprised to find that they’re not slimy at all—they’re actually cool and smooth.


Step Four: Make a Toad-ally Awesome Friend

Guess what? Toads can remember familiar people and even hang out in the same backyard for years! If you’re nice and gentle, they might just trust you or at least tolerate you.


Final Thoughts

Toads aren’t out to get anyone. They’re just doing their thing and keeping the bug population in check. So, next time you see one, don’t scream—wave hello. You might just make a new warty little friend!


If a toad makes you jitter, make it your critter!

^[1] DISCLAMER! Results may vary. The guide has not been used by the author. Proceed at your own risk.

[Cassian McCormick]

What makes Hogwarts special about Potions?
Written by: Ren Al-Sayeed | Edited by: Cassian McCormick

Today, we talk about Hogwarts, the state of this magical school, and the problem within it.  Throughout the world, there are eleven major magical schools. Each school has its own specialties and traditions that distinguish it from the others. The school in sub-Saharan Africa, for instance, specializes in Transfiguration. It is to the extent that they train to become animagi before we even start floating people with wingardium. The school in Japan is so adept at their magic that they ran the entire school without the use of wands until the 19th century. But what is Hogwarts' specialty? Not potions, I'll tell you that. In fact, Hogwarts has a famous fun fact about that. Arguably (or not, depending on who you ask), the most famous potioneer in the history of the magical world, Zygmunt Budge, was a student at our school. He was also the creator of the Felix Felicis potion, a little golden vial of pure luck in liquid form. But wouldn't this add to Hogwarts' claim to fame, you ask? Sadly, the man's potioneering potential was not achieved at the school of witchcraft and wizardry. At the ripe age of fourteen, he left Hogwarts. The school refused to allow him to participate in the Wizarding School Potions Championship. Unable to realise his dream and feeling that his education could continue no longer, he left and lived as a hermit. It was there that he reached his true potential; not in our cherished halls.  And now we come to the incident in question. In a recent potions class--a class filled with older students and apothecary staff no less--we were asked to memorize a potion recipe. The first ingredient? Dittany. Simple, humble, but ever so versatile dittany. Yet the nervous stumblings of an innocent first year had him mistakenly blurting out "Bittany". This set off a chain reaction throughout the class. There were students who had received a magical education for the better part of half a decade questioning whether "bittany" was an actual herb. The sheer pressure of a class assignment--one asking them to simply put grass in a cup--was enough for them to forget one of the most, if not the most, commonly used herbs in potions and healing. This incident highlights the state of potion studies at the school, reflecting an attitude among students and staff that suggests the subject hasn't been given the importance it deserves. Zygmunt Budge is rolling in his grave.

[Cassian McCormick]

Hospital Wing Thefts: Treachery or Tradition?
Written by: Ren Al-Sayeed | Edited by: Cassian McCormick

Traditions are a strange thing. They can be symbolic, like the passing of a grandfather’s watch to his son and then his grandson or they can be steeped in culture, religion, or superstition, as is the case for Halloween.

Hogwarts is not immune to the trappings of tradition either. Our fair school has its own customs, some of them well-documented. The House Cup or the Sorting Ceremony, and others more obscure, whisper through the halls like a secret only passed between the ghosts of the castle and those perpetuating them. One such tradition seems to be the occasional, yet strangely persistent, pilfering of ingredients from the hospital wing and the greenhouses.

Recently (or maybe for the longest time), there has been an uptick in missing supplies, ranging from standard apothecary stock like calming draughts to rarer ingredients carefully cultivated by the greenhouse assistants. While some might dismiss this as simple mischief or desperate students attempting to concoct their own brews in hidden corners of the castle, the implications run deeper.

For one, this pattern of theft, if left unchecked, can have serious consequences. The hospital wing relies on these resources to treat injuries and ailments. Everything from minor scrapes to more serious magical maladies rely on these supplies. The theft of ingredients could mean the difference between quick healing and prolonged suffering. The healers and staff work tirelessly to ensure every student is cared for, and their work is only made more difficult when their supplies mysteriously vanish.

But the question remains: why is this happening? Some people suggest that students who struggle in potions or herbology attempt to bypass their difficulties by acquiring materials through less-than-honorable means. Others point to a tradition of upper-year students preparing for their N.E.W.T.s by crafting their own advanced potions outside of class. And then there are the darker possibilities, rumors of secret dueling clubs, unsanctioned experiments, and vendettas carried out under the cover of night.

Whatever the reason, one thing is clear: these thefts are not harmless pranks. They jeopardize the well-being of students and put unnecessary strain on those responsible for our care. If Hogwarts has truly fostered a tradition of quietly swiping from its own stores, perhaps it’s time for a new tradition, one of accountability, respect, and maybe even a bit of honesty.

Until then, keep an eye on your potion kits. Someone, it seems, already has theirs on yours.

[Cassian McCormick]

Secret Royalty Hidden at Hogwarts?
Written by: Percival Harman | Edited by: Cassian McCormick

Hogwarts is full of mysteries! Hidden passageways, moving staircases, and, if you ask me, secret fairies! That’s right! I, Percival Harman, have uncovered the truth: Matilda Davin, better known to her friends as Tilly, is a fairy princess in disguise! And if there’s one, there must be more. Hogwarts is crawling with hidden fairies, and I am on a mission to prove it.

Let’s start with the most obvious evidence. Tilly knows everything about flowers and plants, and I mean everything! I once saw her look at a wilting daisy and tell someone exactly how to bring it back to life without even thinking about it! Who can do that except a fairy? Who? Herbologists might know a lot, but Tilly doesn’t just know plants, she seems to feel them. It’s like they talk to her in a secret fairy language or something! One moment, a plant is sad and droopy; the next, it’s standing tall as if thanking her for her wisdom.

That’s not normal! That’s fairy magic!

Now, let’s talk about her smile. A normal smile is nice, sure. How about a fairy’s smile? One word. Enchanting. I’ve seen students walk into Herbology and other classes looking grumpy, but then Tilly smiles at them and, suddenly, they’re beaming like they just won the House Cup. That’s not normal. That’s fairy-level enchantment. I bet if I had a bad day and she smiled at me, I’d forget all my troubles instantly. Maybe she’s using some kind of gentle fairy glamour. Maybe it’s just natural magic. Either way, it’s definitely suspicious!

Another thing I’ve noticed is that Tilly’s personality sometimes shifts in unexpected ways. One day, she’s calm and wise like a true queen of the forest, the next, she’s bubbly and mischievous like a sprite dancing in the moonlight. At first, I thought she was just a bit unpredictable, but now I see the truth. She’s practicing! The fairy princess is perfecting the persona of a normal witch right in front of our very eyes! Sometimes, she even seems to pause, as if considering how a human would react before responding. If that’s not proof, I don’t know what is!

And let’s not forget her fiery red hair. It’s not just a color, it’s a statement! It matches her passion for plants, her energy, and her unshakable connection to nature. Her hair practically glows in the sunlight, like it’s holding a bit of fairy magic inside. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was enchanted to shimmer under the moon, a hidden sign of her royal fairy bloodline.

And let’s not forget how she always seems to know when a plant or person needs help like she has an invisible connection to nature and emotions. It’s almost like she has wings hidden under her robes, fluttering with secret fairy energy! Have I seen them? Not yet. But mark my words, dear readers. I will!

The biggest thing is that if Tilly is a fairy princess, and fairies live in hidden places, then it means there must be more of them hiding in the castle. Could there be a fairy knight in Gryffindor? A fairy scholar in Ravenclaw? A fairy trickster in Slytherin? A fairy chef in Hufflepuff? I, Percival Harman, intend to find out.

So, if you see Tilly glowing in the moonlight, whispering to the flowers, or making someone smile a little too easily, know this readers: Hogwarts has fairies among us, and one of them wears a Gryffindor tie!

Stay tuned for more fairy-hunting updates! I’m off to investigate the Forbidden Forest… from a very safe distance, of course.

[Cassian McCormick]

Interview With the Moon
Written by: Eryon Thornley | Edited by: Cassian McCormick

Eryon Thornley: Hey there, Moon! If you recall, my friend and I had a nice, long chat with you sometime in April. We did a lot for you, all because you told Trouble (my friend) that you wanted to talk. We need answers; you owe us that much, right?

Eryon Thornley: Thanks for taking the time to talk to me tonight. I’m sure you’ve got a lot going on, like ghosting poor kids. What exactly do you do besides stare at us all night?

(No answer. Just the steady glow of pale light.)

Right. That’s what I thought. You’ve been up there for billions of years and you can’t even give us a hello? That’s cool. I’ll get to the point.

Eryon Thornley: Do you ever get bored of it, watching us down here? Watching me?

(A cloud drifted across the moon’s face, dimming its glow.)

Ah. So you hide when you don’t want to answer. That’s pretty sneaky. But I’ll take that as a yes.

Eryon Thornley: Do you even care about what happens down here or are you just up there collecting secrets and turning them into cold light?

(The lake’s surface rippled beneath the breeze. The moon remained impassive.)

Of course, you don’t. Why would you? You sit up there, untouched, untouchable, while we stumble around down here, trying to make sense of everything. You’re not helping. You never help.

Eryon Thornley: Maybe it’s time to stop looking to you for answers. Maybe it’s time to stop thinking you owe me anything because you don’t. You never have.

(The moon’s glow sharpened.)

Oh, now you’re listening? Too late. You had your chance. We stood out here, singing and dancing like idiots, and you couldn’t even give us a sign. We showed up for you. You couldn’t even be bothered to show up for us.

(Silence.)

Eryon Thornley: Fine. Stay quiet. Stay distant. Keep sitting up there in your perfect sky. But you don’t get to keep taking from us anymore. We’re done.

(The lake stilled. The moon’s glow softened.)

Thank you for your time. This has been…illuminating.

(As I stood and walked away, I could feel the moon’s light pressing against my back. But I didn’t turn around. Not this time.)

When the Moon Turns Cold, Learn to be Bold.

[Cassian McCormick]

Mooncalves: A Gentle Nocturnal Buddy!
Written by: Percival Harman | Edited by: Cassian McCormick

Ever since I was given my mooncalf, Cosmo, by my Uncle Bernie, I’ve noticed that many of my classmates don’t seem to know what he is right away. Some even seem a little scared of him at first! With his large, glowing eyes and unusual appearance, I can understand why but mooncalves aren’t scary at all! They’re gentle, fun buddies that deserve appreciation. That’s why I want to share what I’ve learned about them at my uncle's farm including how to care for these remarkable beasts.

First off, you may be wondering just what is a mooncalf? A mooncalf is a magical creature with smooth, pale gray skin, large, round eyes that seem almost too big for its head, and spindly legs ending in webbed feet. Despite their funny-looking appearance, mooncalves move gracefully in the moonlight, often performing mesmerizing dances that leave detailed patterns in fields. These patterns, some believe, are linked to old wizarding magic!

These guys are most active under the full moon and are rarely seen during the day. In fact, they spend most of their time sleeping or hiding in burrows in the wild. They only really surface at night to graze and perform their mysterious dances.

Having a mooncalf as a companion is a rewarding experience, but it also comes with great responsibility. Here are some essential steps to properly care for these gentle creatures:

• Housing & Environment -
  Mooncalves prefer dark, quiet places during the day, so it’s important to provide a comfortable underground burrow or a dimly lit shelter where they can rest. Cosmo likes sleeping in a blanket fort I make him in the dorms! At night, they need an open space to roam and dance as movement is essential for their well-being. Cosmo likes to dance in the courtyard. You may catch him some night if you are up past curfew. Not that I recommend that.
• Diet -
  Mooncalves are herbivores, feeding mainly on magical fungi, enchanted oats, and moonflowers. They also enjoy certain types of enchanted grass, which help keep their digestive system in check. Luckily, Uncle Bernie also perfected a pellet that Cosmo simply loves! Freshwater should always be available to them at all times.
• Handling & Socialization -
  Though most mooncalves are shy, mooncalves are affectionate once they trust their caretaker. Cosmo is probably the opposite of the usual though, enjoying making friends, but I guess that goes to show each one is truly an individual. He does enjoy gentle pats and will often nuzzle those he bonds with. However, sudden movements or loud noises can startle him, so sometimes patience is key.
• The Importance of the Full Moon -
  Mooncalves rely on the full moon to guide their natural rhythm. If kept as companions, it’s important to allow them access to moonlight whenever possible. Some wizards even use enchanted lanterns that mimic moonlight to keep them happy in times of cloudy weather. I really need to get one of these so Cosmo isn't wandering the castle at night.

As you can see, mooncalves are more than just curious creatures; they are peaceful, loving companions with a special connection to the magic of the moon. Understanding and respecting their needs is the key to forming a lifelong bond with these mystical beings. So, if you see Cosmo around, don't be afraid. He probably just wants to make friends or have a dance!!

[Cassian McCormick]

The Best (and Worst) Places to Rendezvous at Hogwarts
Written by: Angel Malvaux | Edited by: Cassian McCormick

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is a sprawling, magical adventure nestled in the heart of the Scottish Highlands. With its ever-shifting staircases (more about that later), secret passageways, and sprawling grounds, you’d think finding a quiet spot to sneak away with someone special would be easy. Yet, between hundreds of fellow students, nosy portraits, and an ever-watchful headmistress, alone time can be hard to come by. Lucky for you, I’ve compiled a list of the best (and worst) places at Hogwarts to sneak off for some privacy. THE BEST LOCATIONS TO RENDEZVOUS 1. The Room of Requirement Yes, this one is obvious but easy to find? Absolutely not. The Room of Requirement appears only when you truly need it and transforms into exactly what you desire (no judgment). Privacy? Unmatched. Comfort? Tailored to your needs. The only catch? If you don’t know how to summon it properly or where to look, you’ll just be standing in front of a blank wall. Now, I know what you’re thinking— "Angel, why don’t you just tell us where it is?" See, I would...but then I’d never be able to get in again with all of you taking it over. You’ll just have to find it the old-fashioned way. 2. The Unused Classrooms in the South Tower A tried-and-true classic. Just climb the stairs, and you’ll find a dozen empty rooms, perfect for some quiet time away from prying eyes. Bonus: there's even a music room. (Bring your own records.) Downside? The comfort level is terrible. Bare desks. Cold stone floors. You will have to employ some creative thinking (and a summoning charm) to spruce up the place. Be careful though—there are patrols through there daily, so if you're incapable of being quiet, you may want to rethink this option. 3. The Moving Staircases Hear me out. If you can get lost on the staircases, then others probably won't be able to find you either. Stick to the lesser-used staircases, and you might just stumble upon an alcove or a hidden passageway perfect for an impromptu getaway. The best part? The spontaneity! Every meeting is an adventure where you won't know where you will end up. Careful, though, or you really will get lost. THE WORST LOCATIONS TO RENDEZVOUS 1. The Menagerie Don't be fooled by the prospect of staring up into the starry night sky, nestled in a secluded spot next to the enclosures. It smells. And no amount of perfume or advanced transfiguration is going to cover up the stench of animal musk and manure. Secondly,  unless your idea of ambiance includes the risk of stepping in something deeply unfortunate, I’d steer clear. 2. The Great Hall Do I even need to explain this one? While the Great Hall is fantastic for meals and listening to the ear-splitting renditions from our very own choir, it is the opposite of private. If you’re going to break the rules, at least put in some effort. 3. The Forbidden Forest Now, I know what you're thinking, it's forbidden which means it should be the perfect location to meet privately. Wrong. While no one may come looking for you, that is precisely the problem. YOU MIGHT DIE. And no boy is worth getting wrapped up in Acromentula web and your brains sucked dry. It is best to steer clear.

[Cassian McCormick]

Enhancing Your Hogwarts Style
Written by: Angel Malvaux | Edited by: Cassian  McCormick

It is no secret that billowing black cloaks are not the most flattering. They drown you in fabric, erase any sense of personal style, and truly make us all look like frumpy blobs. But I am here to tell you that you don’t have to live that way! There are plenty of ways to inject a bit of flair into your Hogwarts uniform without—hopefully—breaking the rules. All it takes is a little vision and, of course, a touch of magic.

HAIR
The easiest way to make a statement? Change your hair! Don’t be afraid to switch it up! (Seriously, we’re witches and wizards, you can change it back instantly if you regret it.) Transfigure it into a bold, unnatural color for the weekend, chop it into a daring new style, or use a simple heating charm to twist it into bouncing curls.

Trend Alert: If you want to be truly fashion-forward, you need to try this hot new look—feathered waves that frame your face, perfectly flicked back at the ends. It is glamorous and chic, and with a little bit of magic, can make it hold all day.

MAKEUP
A little makeup can go a long way. If you prefer a natural look, keep it simple—a touch of shimmer on the cheekbones, a rosy tint on the lips, just enough to bring some life to your face.

If you want something bolder, pastel eyeshadow is very hot right now. Soft lilacs, baby blues, and frosty pinks make your eyes pop without looking too dramatic. And if you're feeling bold? Make your eyes pop by adding winged eyeliner. Just make sure it’s enchanted to last through all your classes. (And, knowing our professors, is waterproof.)

ACCESSORIES
This is where you can really let your personality shine. Seriously look at what you have and how it can complement the colors of the uniform.

There are so many options to choose from! 

• A patterned silk scarf tied around a ponytail, worn as a headband, or tied around your neck adds a pop of color to any look. You can go classic with house pride shades or lean into more dramatic prints.
• Jewelry is your best friend! Long, dangling earrings add movement, while stacked rings and bracelets bring extra sparkle. Lean into the metals that best represent your house: gold for Gryffindor, silver for Slytherin, bronze for Ravenclaw, and black for Hufflepuff.
• The 20s are back! Chokers and beads are making a comeback, so jump on the trend. You can play with texture—velvet, silk, lace, or jeweled. It adds a bit of fun mystery to any outfit.

STYLING
Styling is all about balance—standing out just enough without verging on ridiculous, all while still maintaining your individuality.

Layering is key! The Hogwarts uniform has plenty of pieces, so pick and choose what to showcase. An oversized sweater over your robes adds dimension, or undoing a few buttons on your shirt collar lets you show off a statement necklace (or any other assets you may have). Knee-high socks? Make them fun. Stripes, polka dots, or a bit of lace trim peeking over the top of your boots.

While the Hogwarts uniform may be mandatory, how you wear it is what truly matters. Be creative. Find complementary colors, play with textures, and pick a statement piece that’s going to turn heads in the corridor.

[Cassian McCormick]

A Red, Red Rose
Written by: Anonymous | Edited by: Cassian McCormick

My love is like a red, red rose That withers in summer sun Petals dry and browning, Fated to fall when the day is done. Your creamy skin, your perfect mouth Eyes that kept me warm and blessed, I’d bleed every drop from within me To keep you to my chest. My love is like a red, red rose That starves near the bramble hedge, With roots dried out and leaves chalk white Doomed to strain against a stone-cold wedge. Your fingers in my unclean hair, Your lips against tainted skin A drop of blood, and only one Bear witness to my sin. Oh darling, darling hold me now And keep these fears at bay, For I’d offer every second I have left If only you would stay.

[Cassian McCormick]

Lessons Learned From Dueling
Written by: Tigran Razi | Edited by: Cassian McCormick

I've spent much of the last five years studying dueling. Joining the dueling tournament was one of the last things my grandfather asked me to do before he died. 

The majority of my studies were focused on outright strategy for dueling and how I could make the most of the skills I already possessed for the tournament. When I started dueling as a third year, I quickly realized how unreliable at spell casting I was and leaned into potions. One of the most important parts of strategizing is analyzing one's own strengths and weaknesses.  They are the base you can apply to any strategy that can be read in a book.

I remember the last letter my grandfather sent me before his death. It was right after the finals of the dueling tournament in my fourth year. The only things I had brought to that duel were potions. The most impressive part of that duel was my successful brewing of an amortentia potion. It had needed to be watered down before I was allowed to use it on the block. I had thought that brewing and using such an impressive potion would impress my grandfather and peers at Hogwarts despite my inevitable loss due to my lack of skill.  My grandfather's response was that potions weren't impressive and were a distraction while real wizards focused on spell casting.  My grandfather died soon after that letter, and I took the following year off from dueling as he was no longer forcing me to do it.

Even then, I continued observing and studying it.

I dueled again in my sixth and seventh years, using a combination of spells, potions, and strategies that I had read in books. I was met with varying levels of success. My strategy changed as I had become much more skilled with spellcasting. However, I maintained my use of potions in duels as I saw the leverage they provided when situations made me unable to cast spells.

I thought those were the lessons my grandfather wanted me to learn. He had emphasized, when I was younger, how important it was to be able to defend oneself. 

While dueling in the finals, I realized that the lesson my grandfather wanted me to learn wasn't about defending oneself. It was like every other lesson he had taught me about being a proper Razi. Dueling, like so many other things in life, was about having control of one's opponents and patience. It was about being able to assess the immediate situation while maintaining the ability to think about the long game and balance. 

I also suspect it was about targeting the weak in order to win. I've done that multiple times in an attempt to be a proper Razi. I realized this while dueling and recognized the way the tournament also seems to encourage this. It wasn't the person I wanted to be.

No title, in the end, was truly worth injuring people--even temporarily. 

I hope reading this offers you a different perspective on dueling. As I leave, I hope consideration can be given to separating the tournament between younger and older years. This isn't in the name of fairness. Many younger years are impressive and skilled enough to win, like the two who made it to the finals this year. It should be separated so that older years aren't trained to actively aim at those much younger and likely weaker than them for the sake of winning a title. Such practices could reduce their compassion when it comes to aiming spells later.

[Parker McCormick]

Breaking the Chains of Legacy:
Why Individual Choice Matters More Than Family Expectation
Written by: Cordelia von Stein | Edited by: Parker McCormick

Society places an almost sacred emphasis on family, tying identity and worth to bloodlines, traditions, and the legacies of those who came before us. We are told that to honor our ancestors, we must follow in their footsteps, continue their work, and uphold their values. But what if their values do not align with who we are? What if the lessons of the past should not be preserved, but rewritten?

My own family, the Von Steins, is a perfect example of this oppressive ideology. To my grandfather, Sir Reginald Von Stein, legacy is everything. He sees the new generation not as individuals with their own hopes and dreams, but as vessels for the past. Carbon copies meant to continue an unbroken lineage of power and control. In his eyes, to deviate is to betray the family. There is no room for reinvention, no space for independent thought. To be a Von Stein is to be molded, shaped, and, if necessary, broken until compliance is achieved.

But that is not the only way family can exist. My aunts, Aggitha (Aggie, as I call her) and Janice, have shown me that true family does not demand blind obedience. They were cast out for defying the path laid out for them, choosing instead to live on their own terms. Unlike my grandfather, they do not see growth as betrayal. They see it as progress. They believe that we should not be bound by the mistakes of our ancestors, but should learn from them, shape ourselves into something better than those who came before. It is because of them that I know family does not have to mean submission. It can mean support, encouragement, and the freedom to make our own choices.

Yet, society does not always agree with this idea. Too often, we are expected to sacrifice individuality for the so-called greater good of tradition. We are judged not by our own merits, but by the reputations of those who came before us. We are pressured to take paths chosen for us long before we were born, even when they stifle our passions, our ambitions, and our sense of self.

This mindset is dangerous! It traps people in cycles of repetition, forcing them to relive the mistakes of their ancestors rather than forging new paths. It breeds resentment, suppresses potential, and ultimately weakens rather than strengthens the very families it seeks to preserve. The greatest lesson we can learn from our predecessors is not how to imitate them, but how to grow beyond them.

We should respect the past, but we should not be shackled by it. Family should be a foundation, not a cage. It should provide support, not demand submission. And most importantly, it should evolve. The world changes, people change, and our values should change with them. We should not be afraid to question the traditions we inherit. Instead, we should be encouraged to carve our own paths, to create legacies of our own choosing, rather than being forced to uphold those imposed upon us.

I refuse to let my name define me. I refuse to be a reflection of the past when I have my own future to shape. And I believe that no one, no matter their family, their lineage, or the expectations placed upon them, should be forced to be anything other than who they choose to be.

It is time we stop prioritizing legacy over individuality. The past has had its time. Now, it is our turn to decide who we will become.

Join me in this crusade!

[Parker McCormick]

The Museum Gala Review
Written by: Vlad Ivansko | Edited by: Parker McCormick

In case any of you have been living under a rock, I wanted to tell you about the Museum Gala in the Great Hall. It was the night before my birthday,  so it felt like an absolutely epic birthday present. We had no idea, or at least I didn't know. I think it was better that way. As I walked in, thinking about dinner, I was hoping that it would be fish and chips. I went in, a whole bunch of sparkles landed on me, and suddenly I was all dressed up in my favourite colours. Then we could go dance, which is no fun. Seriously, I do not for the life of me understand why people enjoy dancing. We could also eat, which is always fun. There was so much amazing food there, it was jaw dropping. And there was so much magic. Then of course there were the exhibits. There were amazing exhibits there. The rune carver was really cool. It was so interesting to see exactly how the carvers worked. There was so much work that went into it, even though I wished that I could understand what the runes said. There were so many highlights. There was the cake that had stars on it and guess what?! Every time somebody took a slice of cake, the stars reformed. It was so cool. There were a ton of amazing desserts, so much so that I had a complete sugar high. The tapestry was absolutely incredible. I felt inspired by it to learn more. The weird thing was that the tapestry seemed to understand me. The events that appealed most to me, especially the scenes of the Celtic druids, stayed around the longest. In terms of best dress, my mum's dress was absolutely the best. All in all, I would give this event an eleven out of ten. Professor Laurence did an absolutely incredible job of setting up this event. She managed some impressive magic,  so I really hope she hosts something again.

[Parker McCormick]

Blue
Written by: Cassian McCormick | Edited by: Parker McCormick

A sky full of blue on a warm summer day,
A shimmering sea nestled into the bay.
Pools full of laughter, shining sapphire,
Hiding secrets, concealed desire.

The depth of the ocean, surprisingly warm,
Behind them raging, the perfect storm.
One glance enough to pull you under,
Drowning, every thought ripped asunder.

The smouldering embers of blue flames,
Stored memories trapped inside pale frames.
Wanton glee not easily put out,
Mesmerising allure that casts off all doubt.

In the chaos and bitterness, something serene,
The liveliest shades of aquamarine.
Dark shadows, scattered thoughts, all the noise,
Fade in the presence of glistening turquoise.

She smiles and blue orbs dance,
Heart pounding deafeningly with just one glance.
A sight to behold, a treat undeserved,
A world of beauty in her eyes preserved.

[Parker McCormick]

Magical Creatures Ranking
Written by: Vlad Ivansko | Edited by: Parker McCormick

I really enjoyed taking Care of Magical Creatures, so I wanted to spend some time telling you about my favourite magical creatures. There are so many spectacular magical creatures out there and some of them are really adorable 1) Magical Easter Bunnies My mum has a Magical Easter Bunny! They are so adorable and they were responsible for the beginning of a tradition of the Easter Bunny for muggles. They act like bunnies and they leave chocolate droppings that are quite tasty. 2) Niffler Nifflers are incredibly adorable. They have the cutest little faces and their coats are very soft. They are so huggable. They do have a sense of fun. Just don't leave anything shiny lying around. They are  very clever when there is something to steal. I have Snuffles, my stuffed Niffler toy. He is absolutely adorable and very cuddly. 3) Phoenix Phoenixes are spectacular. They can carry heavy loads and their tears have healing powers, which is very cool! They are also immortal. They burn when they are ready to die and then they're reborn. Maybe I can own a Phoenix one day. 4) Mooncalf These are really cool creatures. They sing during the full moon and they look adorable. They are absolutely massive, yet sweet. 5) Unicorn Adult unicorns are glorious creatures with a beautiful white coat and a shining horn that sticks out of their head. The baby unicorns are a gold colour and are so darn cute. Unicorns also have tremendous powers and I think they can bring good fortune. The only downside is that the adults aren't comfortable around boys. 6) Bowtruckles These are adorable little creatures. They protect trees and they can be very clever. They look like adorable little sticks. Just don't make them angry! Apparently they can bite and they try to scratch people's eyes out. There you have it. That is my list. If you want to buy me a gift, feel free to get me a stuffed toy of one of these.

[Parker McCormick]

Magical Superhero Costuming
Written by: Maxwell Smellie | Edited by: Parker McCormick

When you thinks of superheroes, the first thing you think of are the amazing costumes. It is the costume that makes the superhero iconic! Yes, their actions are legendary and their victories over villains make us all look up to them as the ultimate role models. However, the difference between a legendary superhero and an iconic superhero is a good costume. The most important part of a superhero costume is a cape. If you need a base cape, feel free to find me around the halls of Hogwarts and I'll happily give you one. I even learned to sew over Christmas break, so when I came back I could give out more capes to anyone who wanted them. Also, one is never too old for a superhero cape! Once you have your base cape you can transfigure into whatever colors you want your superhero to have and you can even make it sparkle. To add dimension to your cape one can use conjuring. If you take the material going over your shoulders you can make the cape have spikes upwards to add to ones profile. This is a technique commonly used by villains, but I think it is a fashion statement that perhaps with swirls of shape even superheroes can make work. Once your cape is finalised you have to think about the rest of the outfit. The easy thing is to transfigure the rest of your clothes to match. In addition you can conjure the impression of weaponised accessories. When you are making up an origin story you can physically conjure important symbols onto your costume. When it comes to the shoes you can make them look bulkier or tougher if your superhero is the adventurous sort. If your superhero is more delicate in their magic, the shoes can be made to look smaller and more delicate without sacrificing comfort. Since we are wizards we can go beyond the pages of comic books. If you have a bow or another stringed weapon you can transfigure it to have an epic signature sound to make the superhero outfit more iconic.

[Parker McCormick]

Superhero Illusions
Written by: Maxwell Smellie | Edited by: Parker McCormick

Everyone who has read superhero comics has seen the epic battles that superheroes have against villains. The catch is when playing superheroes around the castle, one can't just destroy the castle to make a good scene. Below I'm going to give you some hints on how to illusion your way into an epic superhero battle.

One of the more challenging superheroes to depict magically is the Incredible Hulk! He battles with a strength like no other and his main moves are to smash and throw things. Yet for someone like me who is muggleborn, seeing him alongside all the other superheroes who have more magically translatable abilities is inspiring. Firstly, let's talk about the smash against the ground that causes the ground to ripple with waves of his power. To do that, I aim my wand at the ground while making either a smashing motion with my other hand or a big jump on the ground. Then as I do that motion I conjure an illusion of the ground rippling towards the other person - hopefully when I get older I can make the whole surrounding ripple. The other thing Hulk does is he throws things about, so what I do is make illusions of things on the battle field then cancel those spells and make illusions of those things flying later. Alternatively, I just randomly make illusions of things that I can toss around the battlefield.

Other superheroes that get their powers from objects can be simulated by using conjuring and transfiguration to make costume accessories as detailed in my previous article. You can use illusions to make them work. For characters who use bows and arrows, you conjure the bow and then use illusions to send the arrows about. For more elemental based superheroes, you can use illusions to aim the elemental effects such as ice rays and fireballs. Do not use Creo Exussum to make a fireball when playing superheroes - it hurts!

I hope you enjoy playing superheroes and get to use some of the advice above. Also, the same advice works for villains and I personally thank all those who are willing to play villains as they are needed in games of superheroes vs villains.

[Parker McCormick]

Tips For Landing A Girlfriend
Written by: Ruth Elliot | Edited by: Parker McCormick

Welcome to the second installment in this two-part series, giving advice to grease the wheels of all those budding relationships that are still struggling to get off the ground at Hogwarts. I wanna start this off by saying boys, it's probably your fault but you won't read it if I spend the entire time lecturing you and tossing around blame so this will focus on some things you could be doing to pry her lips off every boy she passes and make her decide you're all she needs. Mind you, she probably already thinks that and has been trying to drop hints as subtle as a brick to the back of the head but, again, we're not here to lay blame at anyone's feet. There's no need to dwell on the past and the things you've done. We're moving onto the future and the things you will be doing. I probably don't have to say this by now but results will naturally vary. 1.   ASK HER – Some of you like to act like it's the most difficult thing in the world. If you like her enough, shouldn't you want to make sure no one ends up getting to like her as much? This is common sense 101. When you like someone, you don't leave them out in the open for others to poach then sit around moping after they're already gone to the person who actually had it in him to say something. Some of you might think, 'why can't she ask?' BECAUSE IT'S YOUR JOB, NOT HERS! Girls like being picked, it makes them feel special. It's not as special if she has to pick you first. She probably likes you, too. Just do it. Warning: This is the most straightforward way to get it done but if you're the sort that'll turn into a serial arsonist at the first hint of rejection...it's...highly recommended that you send someone on ahead to scope her out and figure out if she feels the same way first. Don't put yourself in a position to destroy the world over a girl. It's probably not worth it. 2.   Feed her – There aren't a lot of boys who realise how important this one is. Everyone's always saying that food is the way to a man's heart but girls have stomachs, too! You'd be amazed at how much a girl can open up when you take her on a picnic loaded with sweet treats or when you sit with her at dinner and steal the last chicken leg for her. Those are things heroes do and you'll be seen much more favourably in her eyes after that. Warning: There are some weird girls who don't like food because they whine about getting fat. If you were unfortunate enough to fall for one of those, you'll have to think of another strategy completely because she won't eat anything and you'll have wasted your time. Try shiny presents instead? 3.   Make sure you compliment her – The girl that tells you she doesn't like compliments is either a dirty liar or desperately not into you. If it's the latter, you've already got no hope and should abandon ship. Let's assume she is into you though. The more compliments you give, the more convinced she'll become that you're actually into her, too. It'll make her feel like a princess and when you put that sort of spotlight on her, she'll wanna keep coming back for more. Warning: Some girls are compliment vampires who'll bleed you dry of every nice thing you have to say before moving on to the next boy. By the time they're done with you, you won't have a nice thing left to say about anyone. You can usually tell this sort because they don't have anything nice to say about you back. They'll take but never give and don't really care what happens to you after.

[Parker McCormick]

Tips For Landing A Boyfriend
Written by: Ruth Elliot | Edited by: Parker McCormick

With all the kissing buzz that’s been going on lately, it’s left a bunch of girls wondering how they can end up more than a Friday evening snog before their favourite boy skips off to find someone else. We already know boys are from Mars. Sometimes it’s a little difficult to figure out the right way to make them take the hint without having to make too many compromises—unless you’re into that sort of thing, I guess.

I’ll do a second installment to help the boys out after. All the boys. Not a particular one that isn’t taking the hint no matter how much—ahem. All boys will benefit from that one. This one is for all the girls trying to land themselves a great summer with just a month left before the Hogwarts Express pulls in. No one wants to be the Lonely Liza sitting by the lake watching everyone else get fawned at and called pretty.

Here's some useful advice for you to try. You don’t have to do them all and can choose any combination of them to give a try. Results may vary, some boys are thicker in the head than others and don’t know how to read even the strongest hints.

1.   Tell him he’s your boyfriend –

We’re starting out with the easiest trick in the book depending on your personality. Sometimes, boys are just waiting for you to make the first move because they’re shy or don’t know how to approach you. Some like playing hard to get. In these cases, don’t waste your time being subtle and coy, or asking if they’re interested, just lay down the law and move on. He’ll be happier, you’ll be happier and then no one else can have him.

Warning: This only works if the boy is actually into you. At the very least if he thinks you’re cute enough to entertain for a while. Not recommended for boys giving you the cold shoulder—but highly recommended for boys who think their lips are God's gift they need to keep giving. Sometimes they need the reminder to calm down.

2.   Touch him, a lot –

I know, I know, you can’t do that. You’re too nervous; he might look at you weird. Ignore all that. I have it on good authority that boys like having girls’ hands on them. You can try holding hands while walking to class or giving hugs when he’s least expecting it. If they have nice hair, you can play it in—but if it’s greasy and full of flakes, forget it. His ego isn’t worth your health and peace of mind.

Warning: Some boys may end up actually finding you weird or clingy if you do it too often—but you absolutely should be excessive if there are other girls hovering like vultures. It’s the only way to get the point across because some boys are goofy and will entertain anything.

3.   Find out if he has a girlfriend or other interest then ends things for him –

Don’t settle and don’t share. If the boy you’ve got your eyes on likes someone else, you have to take action. Moving on sounds logical and Ravenclaws will be the first to spout those tired lines about finding other fish in the sea—that’s bull. You like this fish so you gotta make sure he’s in a position to like you back.

Warning: Very risky, don’t let him know you were involved—unless you were trying to make a point then by all means.

[Parker McCormick]

A Mind in Fragments
Written by: Cordelia von Stein | Edited by: Parker McCormick

There was a time when Sir Reginald Von Stein commanded every room he entered. A man of legendary presence, he carried himself with the dignity of a monarch and the unshakable confidence of someone who had never lost a battle. Be it in politics, business, or the rigid traditions of our family. He was, in my earliest memories, a figure of pure authority, unyielding and formidable. Yet, today, I see a different man.

Cerebrumous Spattergroit is a cruel affliction. It does not strike with the quick brutality of a hex or the dramatic finality of the Killing Curse. No, it creeps in like a shadow, dismantling its victim piece by piece, stealing fragments of their mind and replacing them with confusion, paranoia, and frustration. It has hollowed out the titan my grandfather once was, leaving behind a man who clings to his former self with the last vestiges of his pride.

The first signs were subtle. He forgot minor details, misplaced his wand more often, grew agitated over conversations he couldn’t quite follow. At first, he brushed it of as stress, perhaps, or simply the effects of age. But then the symptoms became undeniable. He would stare at me, his own granddaughter, with vacant eyes, struggling to place my name. His once eloquent speeches, full of biting wit and unshakable authority, turned into tangled strings of half-finished thoughts.

Still, Sir Reginald fights it. He refuses to acknowledge his condition, dismissing the disease as “nonsense” even as it tightens its grip. When he struggles to hold his fork steady at dinner, he grips it harder, forcing the tremors into submission. When his memory betrays him mid-sentence, he changes the subject with an air of impatience, as if I am the one failing to keep up.

I once watched him in his study, poring over an old family ledger. His hands traced the names of ancestors he used to recite effortlessly, his lips moving in whispered frustration as he tried to recall their stories. I saw his shoulders sag, just for a moment, before he squared them again, straightening in his chair like a king reclaiming his throne.

It is the moments of vulnerability that hurt the most. Not because they make him weak, but because they reveal how desperately he wishes he weren’t. My grandfather was never a kind man, never the sort to offer soft words or gentle encouragement. But he was strong, unwavering. And now, that strength is slipping through his fingers like sand, no matter how tightly he tries to hold on.

I wonder sometimes what he sees when he looks in the mirror. Does he recognize the man staring back, or does he see only the ghost of what he used to be?

Cerebrumous Spattergroit does not just take away a person’s memory. It takes their dignity, their sense of self. And in the case of Sir Reginald Von Stein, it has turned an unbreakable man into someone desperately trying to pretend he is still whole.

I know he would hate that I am telling his story. He would call it unnecessary, an invasion of his carefully guarded image. But if sharing this can help even one person recognize the signs in their own loved ones. If it can bring any comfort to those watching someone they admire slip away, then it is worth betraying his pride just this once. After all he will probably forget it just as quickly.

Editor's note: This is an opinion piece and does not necessarily reflect the true nature of  Cerebrumous Spattergroit. If you or a loved one are dealing with any of the issues above, get in touch with St. Mungo's Hospital for Maladies and Injuries.

[Kora Burke]

Sir Dercy, and the Daring Rescue
Written by: Percival Harman | Edited by: Kora Burke

In the land of Eldermere, where dragons soared through golden skies and rivers sparkled with ancient magic, a young wizard-knight named Sir Dercy rode his mighty dragon, Dismo. With golden hair that gleamed like the sun and eyes as sharp as a hawk’s, Dercy was sworn to protect the innocent.

One evening, a message arrived in the form of a silver-winged raven. A fairy princess named Lilly, had been taken captive by the sorcerer Morgrav in his fortress of Shadowmere. Whispers spoke of a red-haired girl hidden among common folk. Lilly had disguised herself to escape but had been found! Without hesitation, Dercy mounted Dismo and set off into the night.

To reach Shadowmere, Dercy had to pass through the Labyrinth of Whispers, a cursed maze where voices of fear and doubt echoed in every corridor. “You are not strong enough,” the voices taunted. “Turn back before it’s too late.”

Dercy clenched his fists, closing his eyes. “A true knight does not listen to fear,” he declared, trusting his instincts rather than the deceitful echoes. With steady steps and an unshaken heart, he navigated the maze, breaking free into the moonlit forest beyond.

A roaring river blocked his path, with only a bridge of floating stones to cross. But as soon as he stepped on one, another disappeared behind him! Thinking fast, Dercy called upon his magic, chanting a spell to keep the stones solid. With each daring step, he raced forward just as the final stone crumbled into the depths. He had made it!

At Shadowmere, Lilly was bound by enchanted chains that could only be broken with the light of a dragon’s heart. Morgrav appeared, conjuring dark magic to strike Dercy down. But Dismo roared, his golden fire bursting forth, breaking the chains and shielding Dercy from harm. Lilly’s disguise faded, revealing a fairy with wings of shimmering crimson.

With a wave of her hand, she cast Morgrav into the void, his magic undone. “You are truly brave, Dercy,” she said, placing a grateful kiss upon his cheek.

As dawn rose over Eldermere, Dercy and Lilly rode atop Dismo’s back, soaring toward a kingdom that would forever remember the knight, the dragon, and the fairy princess who was finally free.