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Jeremiah Smallweed

    (08/31/2018 at 20:29)
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"And you're a freak." He looked up from dunking two chicken nuggets at once into barbecue sauce, and gestured with his free hand at her 'meal'.

"Who the hell buys a salad at McDonald's?"
I see poetry in your eyes, you’re the only reason we rhyme
And oh my, my, my—it’s a big, big, big world out there
And lookin’ for somethin’, I finally found it right here

Camilla Carstairs

    (08/31/2018 at 20:51)
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“And who the hell thinks that going to McDonald’s on a date is a good idea?”
Did you ever hear about the girl who got frozen?
She's still nineteen inside her fantasy

Jeremiah Smallweed

    (08/31/2018 at 20:58)
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Ouch.

"It is a good idea. Here," he shoved the box of nuggets across the table, "Try one. You'll regret that bloody salad."
I see poetry in your eyes, you’re the only reason we rhyme
And oh my, my, my—it’s a big, big, big world out there
And lookin’ for somethin’, I finally found it right here

Camilla Carstairs

    (08/31/2018 at 21:21)
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“At least the salad is salad, I don’t know if I can say the same thing about the nuggets.” She grabbed one, eyeing it, reluctantly. “Next time, I’ll cook.”
Did you ever hear about the girl who got frozen?
She's still nineteen inside her fantasy

Jeremiah Smallweed

    (08/31/2018 at 21:28)
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"Oh, so there's gonna be a next time?"
a thousand thrills, a thousand chills
I’m hot, it’s a golden thing she’s got
I’m shot, it’s a golden thing she’s got

Camilla Carstairs

    (08/31/2018 at 21:31)
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“Maybe,” She took a bite from the nugget, frowning. “or maybe not.”
RAW
just wanna be, just wanna be


Jeremiah Smallweed

    (08/31/2018 at 21:32)
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"Camilla, I ain't goin' on another date with you if you don't like chicken nuggets."
I just wanna go out tonight and make my baby proud
“—boy, who’s your baby?”
“girl, if you don’t know by now—”
there’s two seats on the midnight train, the gold won’t weigh us down

Camilla Carstairs

    (08/31/2018 at 21:34)
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“Then I guess I’ll just block your number again.”
RAW
just wanna be, just wanna be


Jeremiah Smallweed

    (08/31/2018 at 21:38)
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"You wouldn't do that."

A smirk twitched as he reached for more fries.
juliet, the dice was loaded from the start
and I bet, and you exploded into my heart
I can’t do everythin’ but I’d do anythin’ for you
I can’t do anythin’ ’cept be in love with you

Camilla Carstairs

    (08/31/2018 at 21:42)
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She drew her phone from her purse, unblocking it as she put it on the table.

“I will.”
Did you ever hear about the girl who got frozen?
She's still nineteen inside her fantasy

Jeremiah Smallweed

    (08/31/2018 at 21:47)
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"Nah, you like me too much to block me."
and you asked me to dance
but I said, “dancin’ is a dangerous game.”
oh, I thought, this is gonna be one of those things
now I know I’m never gonna love again

Camilla Carstairs

    (08/31/2018 at 21:51)
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She opened his contact, Jeremiah/Beer guy, her index hovering above the screen.

“Oh trust me, I don’t.”
it’s such a shame,
She used to be so delightful

Jeremiah Smallweed

    (08/31/2018 at 21:56)
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"Alright, fine, fine! You win." He held up his hands in surrender, then leaned forward to claim his food back from her side of the table.

"You better be good at cooking."
I just wanna go out tonight and make my baby proud
“—boy, who’s your baby?”
“girl, if you don’t know by now—”
there’s two seats on the midnight train, the gold won’t weigh us down

Camilla Carstairs

    (08/31/2018 at 22:07)
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8:45 pm
friday 8 january 2016
camilla’s apartment


Camilla should be heading to a party she was not truly excited about with her roommates, instead, she was slicing a tomato, Jeremiah Smallweed standing by her side.

“How do you feel about eating something healthy for once?”
Did you ever hear about the girl who got frozen?
She's still nineteen inside her fantasy

Jeremiah Smallweed

    (08/31/2018 at 22:10)
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"You make it sound like all I ever eat is chicken nuggets."
and you asked me to dance
but I said, “dancin’ is a dangerous game.”
oh, I thought, this is gonna be one of those things
now I know I’m never gonna love again

Camilla Carstairs

    (08/31/2018 at 22:26)
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“Well, I wouldn’t be surprised if you did.” She pointed towards a bottle on the counter next to him. “Pass me the oil.”
it’s such a shame,
She used to be so delightful

Jeremiah Smallweed

    (09/01/2018 at 00:16)
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He passed her the oil.

"What're we havin', then?"
a thousand thrills, a thousand chills
I’m hot, it’s a golden thing she’s got
I’m shot, it’s a golden thing she’s got